[Good morning from the guy who will not only talk until there is no tomorrow, but also in this obnoxious uberexcitable way that you really cannot not listen to. There is a reason why his best friend figured that shutting him up sometimes requires choking him???]
Hey, hey! Have ya heard of the Kalmar resorts yet? It's an awesome place fer vacationing, as far away from the actual town as ya will get during yer time here, unless the landlord sends us ta far off island or boats or something. So ya should definitely check it out! And because ya're new I'll give ya all a tour of it.
And also, if ya are looking fer a job, we have all kinds of openings!
Even if they sorted ya into one of the kids places. Or if ya have no experience at all. We can train ya, and there's enough tasks fer all abilities! Ya can even work here if ya're Swedish! [He would never mind anyone from the Nordics being close, really, but he also cannot survive without insulting Sweden when he has the chance, now that there are so few possibilities with the other man being gone...]
So, give me a chance ta introduce ta ya... Kalmar resorts and Fishing!
Though the fishing is kinda closed right now because it's winter. But if ya still want ta, we can arrange something! Our restaurant still has the freshest fish in town, though, so that is there. Even though we aren't open Monday through Thursday right now because we're short on staff. Because people leave all the time in this place, ya never know who leaves next. But ya will figure that out soon enough!
So. [and then he levels his camera at his surroundings, slowly turning around as he talks to give a full view.]This is our lake!
Ya can swim here in the summer, and jump into it after sauna, and we also have fish in there so ya can try ta fish! We only really make sure that there is enough ta have a good chance of success in the summer, though.And that
is the main house, we have a few rooms in there and a spa and a hamam, ya know those weird Turkish saunas, and a restaurant. If ya want ta smoke, ya can always have yer food outside, too! But the rooms and the spa there aren't open right now, not until we have people ta work there again... But[and he turns to a row of log cabins that are lined up opposite of the main building, near the lake.]
Ya can use the sauna
if ya rent one of our log cabins! They are available fer the night, and while we don't serve ya food there, ya can always buy snacks and drinks in the main building if ya can find me or Armin ta sell it ta ya. The cabins can be rented for any period of time, really, if ya need ta move out of yer house because yer family sucks they are great fer that, too
![and now he is walking towards one of them, still showing his surroundings as he walks. The feeds stops for a moment as Denmark enters one of the log cabins and takes off his shoes, putting the mobile down with the camera showing this view, and then continues into the back of the cabin where the entrance to the sauna is located, turning the camera back at himself while he talks.]
Oh, and before I forget, those that are always at yer service are me, the Kingdom of Denmark! But ya can call me Den, that's shorter and less of a hassle - and Armin, this guy over here [he levels the camera at a blond boy of fifteen who is currently working on something that vaguely looks like an oven]
, who will wait on ya in the restaurant and otherwise makes sure that our saunas run smoothly, really good at that too.
And that is it right now, because we lost three staff members just last month. Ya see, ya'll be welcomed with open arms! We need people fer everything! Let me just...[And then he holds up this list:
/repairs of furniture etc. or just general repairs
/masseuse and other spa stuff.
/cont. someone who can do that violent Turkish thing, too.
/administration, paperwork, accounting
/boats and fishing farm]
So if ya feel that ya can do anything of that, just drop by or message me or reply ta this, and we can set up an interview... or ya can message Armin if ya cannot reach me! [Yeah, he didn't talk to Armin about that before, it just occurred to him, but whatever...]