[It's not that Denmark is unreasonably slow - it is a new concept, and one that he never had reason to acquaint himself with. One that doesn't really work with his perception of nations' love lives, either.
The thing that makes it so tedious is that he airs every thought and contemplation about it immediately after the thought hit his brain.]
So if you're affectionate, I'm not allowed to shag someone else, right? That doesn't sound like a bad deal, ya know, even though I don't get why it needs ta be made so complicated. And we're not able ta conceive anyway so it's not like someone else could get me pregnant or I could get someone else pregnant. And I could ask about stds and such. But if that is what ya want out of the deal that is okay.
It sounds like fun. [He grins, an afterthought occurring to him.] And I could tell Sweden that I went steady with ya before he did with Finland when he finally gets there.
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Date: 2012-11-03 12:34 pm (UTC)The thing that makes it so tedious is that he airs every thought and contemplation about it immediately after the thought hit his brain.]
So if you're affectionate, I'm not allowed to shag someone else, right? That doesn't sound like a bad deal, ya know, even though I don't get why it needs ta be made so complicated. And we're not able ta conceive anyway so it's not like someone else could get me pregnant or I could get someone else pregnant. And I could ask about stds and such. But if that is what ya want out of the deal that is okay.
It sounds like fun. [He grins, an afterthought occurring to him.] And I could tell Sweden that I went steady with ya before he did with Finland when he finally gets there.