[ This is not going well at all. And Norway is getting frustrated. It's starting to piss him off quite frankly. Which might be good because that usually heralds some rather direct statements. His shoulders tense and he falls silent for a moment before speaking up. ]

Look, it's like this...

[ A deep breath that could have been calming if he hadn't been trying to hammer this through for quite a while now. ]

Ye can fuck around as much as you like, but going steady as ye say, it's something different. There's emotional intimacy if ye even know what the hell that means. Y'might be okay with bein' in a semi relationship with tons of people, but I ain't comfortable with that. I want ta know that yer not goin' ta mess around with someone else. Because ta me, bein' together is more than just fuckin' a friend.

[ It's probably longest he's spoken for a while and that too is getting to his nerves. The lingering headache and nausea do not help. ]

If yer fine with just fucking around and bein' friends, that's going to negate this contract, 'cause I'm not goin' ta force ye.