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[chatty_swan]

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The most domestic not!couple.

[chatty_swan]

[The cold turkey will be offered to Norway when the coffee is up while Denmark goes back to the kitchen to get more.

With a peck on the cheek, of course.] So why did ya drink this much? The beer here isn't that good, and Sweden's company isn't that great anymore. I mean, he used ta be cool, but now he's just lame. He doesn't let me see Sea anymore I think, can ya imagine that? That's not just lame that is creepy and mean.

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[Norway will just... sit here and drink. Not think too much what Denmark says and ignoring the kisses as long as they land on his cheeks and not on his mouth. He doesn't look at Denmark, however.]

's because he's worried that y'll teach the kid stuff he doesn't need ta know yet. [Ignoring all the rest. Talking about family is fine. Lets talk about family.]

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I won't teach him anything that he doesn't need ta know yet! But he needs some good influence next ta Sweden's lame one, can ya imagine what would happen if he turned out creepily scary like him with that horrible eyebrows of his? And Sweden's no fun, kids needs some fun in their lives!

[He returns with another cup of coffee and holds it out to Norway]

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[Norway isn't going to argue with that. He'll just take the cup and sips on it. It's none of his business really what Sweden and Denmark argue about Sealand. Norway sees the brat more than enough now that he's started to come over to the resort after work. Not that he minds at all.]

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[As soon as Norway is holding the cup again, Denmark will sit down next to Norway and just drape and arm around him and place his chin on the other man's shoulder.] I missed ya, I thought ya might be sick with a fatal illness and don't want me ta worry but if it is that that is the wrong way, ya need yer family if that should ever happen but you don't have that, right, have you? Because Sweden wouldn't let ya drink if ya were, he's like this gigantic dumb looking mother hen sometimes.

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[Norway feels sick. He slips away from Denmark, standing up in the process and moving away from him. He leans against a wall, sighing. And if his gaze manages to accidentally whisper over Denmark, it doesn't go up to his face but pauses somewhere at the jawline.]

Sick of ye maybe.

[chatty_swan]

Wait- WAIT WE'RE TALKING RIGHT NOW? About those things, that is, that is great, and I didn't even have ta do any of the things that I was recommended fer it!

[Denmark has jumped to his feet by now and gone after Norway, crowding into his space.]

Why are ya sick of me? Ya have ta tell me, and then we can figure it out, and then things will be good again! [His hands are on both sides of Norway now, and there is a mix of excitement and a slightly dangerous refusal to let Norway get out of this before it isn't solved in his words.] If I smell ya have ta tell me, I can change the shampoo, the toiletries here are really weird but there are a lot of them so that isn#t an issue.

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[It would be so easy to just spill everything, and Denmark would probably let him make up the rules just so he could spend time with Norway. But that's not something he wants. He will not deprive the idiot of his company, not more than anyone else at least. But that'll be the extend of it as long as Norway's feelings will be weird. And obviously they are that right now.]

Just let it go. [Tiredly, Norway dodges away again, brushing away one of Denmark's arms to be able to move away.]

[chatty_swan]

[Nope, he won't let Norway do that. Be in for some manhandling, as Denmark will now grab the other man's arms and smash him back into the wall. This time, both is hands are on the shorter nation's arms, gripping them not yet hard enough to bruise but with the promise of it.]

Ya didn't talk ta me for ages, I want ta know why so it doesn't happen again, Nor!

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[The coffee cup will go down with a crash and Norway will give a gasp as he's being slammed to the wall. It's not the pain that bothers him but the fact that Denmark is willing to go this far.] Lemme go, [he says in a dangerously low tone of voice, now looking into Denmark's eyes square, angry.]

[chatty_swan]

I'm not letting ya go before I know what ya mean when ya say that! Because we're already fucking sometimes and it's not about being married, right, and ya didn't want ta go out fer a romantic dinner or something so what would ya want that is different from what we have now?!

[He's not backing down. Not before they got this. It might not be the best time now, with Norway hung over and all, but who knows when he will be able to catch him next. And he was repeatedly told to corner Norway.]

[laukr]

[This is not unusual, honestly. Denmark has always been more hands-on towards Norway than anyone else. And the same can be said about Norway towards Denmark. He struggles, bringing his hands to the front and lifting them up to break Denmark's hold on him, arching his back to gain some leverage before trying to push the taller nation off balance and shove him away.]

Don't ever assume to tell me what to do.

[chatty_swan]

I was told ta ask ya because nobody else could tell me what the hell is up and what ya want and why ya can't explain ta me what would be different so I can get what ya're even asking fer!

[He'll use his weight to push Norway back against the wall while digging his fingers into the other nation's arms.]

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[Norway bites his teeth together, turning his head aside and cursing the fact that he considerably slighter and shorter than Denmark. For a moment he tries to struggle, pull his knee up to kick Denmark but the angle is bad and in the end he stills completely, barely breathing with the quiet that surrounds him.]

[chatty_swan]

Nor. [He's on unsure territory, because he is insecure and that basically never happens, and when it does he usually abandons the topic, but he can't do that now, at least not yet. Because he really wants to know what it is that Norway wants.]

I want ta know what ya want so I can decide on it. Dating wouldn't be any different from what we had when ya said that, but ya think something else and I don't get it and Noooooor [Okay, the last word turned into a whine.]

[laukr]

[Had Norway really thought it'd be that easy? Just say 'forget it' and that'd be it? No, he'd have to soldier through all this humiliating bullshit again.]

Y'said it's weird, [he manages, hissing, spitting out the words in a flare of anger and return of the fighting spirit, pushing Denmark with all his strength.] I don't want any of it if ye think it's weird. [Pushing, blushing, all sorts of flustered things that he usually doesn't do at all.] Get the hell off me!

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[chatty_swan]

Oh.

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[chatty_swan]

[still holding Nor down, btw]

Ya thought I said that it is weird that ya had romantic feelings fer me! I didn't mean that, though it is because nobody has ever had that before and ya haven't either and we've known each other fer a long time and I thought ya couldn't have those but looking at Sweden being scarily creepy doesn't stop that. So if ya have them that is cool but it still makes no sense ta me that ya don't want anything ta change but still say it. Because we could go on dates but ya didn't want ta and then ya just left.

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[He's going to be sick. The bounding headache behind his lids is going to burst a vessel one way or another. And Denmark this close is making his head spin after all this fucking time avoiding him. Norway gives a bark of acidic laughter, not amused, and rolls his head back against the wall with a thud that must have hurt but he doesn't seem to care.]

I saw ye moaning ta all those people how weird all this is fer ye. It speaks fer itself. D'ye think I want yer fucking pity?

[Here, have a glare from narrowing eyes as Norway arches his back, pressing against Denmark to allow himself some maneuvering room.]

Unhand me! [But he doesn't wait for the reply. Instead he'll head butt Denmark. Not hard, because there's no room for it, but it'll jar his face nonetheless.]

[chatty_swan]

[Denmark will actually stumble backwards at that and let go, not because of the physical force but out of sheer confusion.]

What do ya mean, pity? Ya don't make sense, Nor!

[laukr]

[Norway on the other hand is the one who stumbles onto his knees because head butting people with a good ol' hangover is not a god idea.]

... idiot.

[chatty_swan]

[Denmark squats down in front of the other man. What the hell.]

Ya know that I don't do pity. It's dumb and gets ya killed. And ya shouldn't do that, it'll make ya throw up if ya do it too much. [he reaches forward to grab Norway again, but this time to shift him so his back is against the wall and he can sit a bit more comfortably.]

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[Denmark's intentions might be good, but Norway doesn't know that. He assumes that Denmark is about to grab him again and hold him down. At the first contact he gives a small yelp, and pushes back, giving a half hearted punch somewhere towards Denmark's face, ending up punching him onto one of his shoulders and in the process probably throwing both of them to the ground, quite possibly himself on top of Denmark.]

[chatty_swan]

Nor! Don't upset yer head like that! [Denmark is totally ignoring that he just got punched, that happens a lot but Norway isn't feeling well so he should really not do those things!!!!] Ya'll just throw up all over the floor or fall and get hurt or something like that!

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Shut up! [This is Norway, face planted to Denmark's stomach and feeling utterly embarrassed. He pushes himself up and rolls back, until his back meets with the wall, knees lifted up and arms planted on them, face between his hands.

This is just ridiculous.

He feels so shaken with everything that has been going on and then this. This...

Ridiculous. ]